Fred Meyer’s gonna need a bigger bench.
capitalism will kill us, but only if we let it
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Fred Meyer’s gonna need a bigger bench.
capitalism will kill us, but only if we let it
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tumblr is great and all but ya’ll are missing the woman in one of my cat fb groups that has birthed her own tier 1 meme
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Please do cite the deep magic to me actually. I may have been there when it was written but I am very forgetful
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Went to the farmer’s market yesterday. Hadn’t gone out in over a year. Guy selling mushrooms asked how I was doing. I panicked and did an awkward little shimmy dance at him. He wordlessly did it back. Can’t stop thinking about this interaction
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pinkqwilfish asked:
so at my new job there’s been a lot of confusion over my gender (which as an enby is great) but somehow in the confusion my coworkers came to assume I’m a trans man and even though I’m AMAB I’ve used the confusion as leverage to get them to put tampons/pads in the men’s room and add a gender neutral bathroom for any transmascs/enbies down the line and I kept thinking “this is like the ‘my gender is whatever makes the joke funnier’ thing but the opposite??” and anyway tldr here is my “My gender is” alignment chart
doubleca5t Answer:
Oh this is amazing so many of these are a mood
Small kids will look up at you and with no prompting be like “umdidjyou no dat um one time my mommy and me um we um we we we went to da zoo and when I was there um last summer we went to da zoo and didjyou no what was dere? A koala I seen those on Wild Krats.”
Like wow you have no idea how conversation works but boy are you giving it your all - I will stand here and look mildly surprised the whole time and when you’re done I’ll say “really?” And you will nod and look so victorious.
This is why they say that the kindergarten teacher will know more about what’s going on in your house than you do. I used to work with kindergartners and preschoolers and kids will just tell you whatever’s on their mind if they feel safe doing so. I was always very quick to show kids that I was interested in what they were saying so I have had countless unprompted conversations about Moana, dead family pets, and how Darth Vader controls the weather.
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Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”
Me: *doing something for hours on end without stopping*
Someone: Hey, are you there? I was just wondering if you’d like to-
Me:
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i can’t believe a bunch of grown men named Josh showed up to some random park with the intention of fighting each other and then let some four year old named Josh win. there’s so much hope for our society.
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